Thursday, February 11, 2010

An Open Letter to Amy Winehouse


This is a new section I'm going to start: An open Letter to: which will have open letters to people I see needing a letter from me. Enjoy!!

Dear Amy Winehouse

Dude what's going on? I think that you are a crazy crackhead, but you know what? It kind of works-you make great, catchy tunes. So, although I am not a huge supporter of hard drugs or encouraging alcoholism, it kind of works for you so I guess keep on keepin on?

Much love,
Cole xoxo

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks




I can't believe I stumbled upon this blog: the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotations marks. It is sooooooooooooooooooo funny- mis use of quotation marks is so funny and actually quite common!

Please check this out if you want a laugh (laughter guaranteed), and make sure when you read them you read the quoted word with emphasis- it makes it funnier.

Make sure to check out the blogger's FAQ's.

The photos above are some samples, and the credit card one is one that my friend found when we were pumping gas on a road trip!

"Enjoy"............ :)

Valentine’s Day dinner? More like tension on Table 2




Here's a Globe and Mail article with an interesting take on Valentine's day, Valentine’s Day dinner? More like tension on Table 2 by Wency Leung.

Here's an excerpt:

"As third-party observers of Valentine’s dates, many waiters and waitresses consider it one of the least romantic days of the year for dining out: an occasion when they witness more bickering, awkwardness and hostility between couples than on any other.

Chris and other veteran servers blame the social pressure that makes people prove their affection by splurging on an elaborate meal – whether they want to or not."


I personally have worked on Valentine's Day, and let me tell you, I rung through more boxes of condoms on that day alone than cumulatively during the whole year (one guy even bought two boxes,seems a bit over ambitious don't you think?)

Monday, February 8, 2010

Re-purposing: Coffee filters!


This is an email that I came across- interesting uses for coffee filters!

Coffee filters .... Who knew!

1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.
2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome... Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.
3. Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.
4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.
5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.
6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.
7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.
8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.
9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.
10 Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.
11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.
12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters..
13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc on them. It soaks out all the grease.
14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great "razor nick fixers."
15. As a sewing backing. Use a filter as an easy-to-tear backing for embroidering or appliquéing soft fabrics.
16. Put baking soda into a coffee filter and insert into shoes or a closet to absorb or prevent odors.
17. Use them to strain soup stock and to tie fresh herbs in to put in soups and stews.
18. Use a coffee filter to prevent spilling when you add fluids to your car.
19. Use them as a spoon rest while cooking and clean up small counter spills.
20. Can use to hold dry ingredients when baking or when cutting a piece of fruit or veggies Saves on having extra bowls to wash.
21. Use them to wrap Christmas ornaments for storage.
22. Use them to remove fingernail polish when out of cotton balls.
23. Use them to sprout seeds. Simply dampen the coffee filter, place seeds inside, fold it and place it into a plastic baggie until they sprout.
24. Use coffee filters as blotting paper for pressed flowers. Place the flowers between two coffee filters and put the coffee filters in phone book.
25. Use as a disposable "snack bowl" for popcorn, chips, etc --- ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING!!

A Diamond in the Rough


The following is a personal essay that I worked on for my advanced writing class. Hope you enjoy :)

To some, the smell is undesirable. Overwhelming to many and for a lot of people, not something they seek out. It resembles the smell of clothes that you dig out from the back of a drawer- musty, untouched, and waiting. What I am describing is the smell of a second hand store and to me, the smell of potential.

I consider myself to be a frugal person, not cheap, but frugal-I love a bargain. I tell everyone I know about the bargains I get and actually get excited about a steal or a great find. A compliment on something I own is often met with an explanation of where I found it and at the deal that I got it at-even if this is not asked for. Frugality could lead one to believe that I'm good with money, so, am I good at budgeting? Absolutely not- which is why I love looking for potential in second hand stores. Price points of 49 cents to $2.99 are common and widespread which allows for shopping sprees that make you feel like a million bucks, yet you barely break a bill.

Strolling past the oddly dressed mannequins, the kids’ clothes and the linens, I find my place for inspiration: baskets, shelves, mirrors, frames, vases and other miscellaneous items strewn on the floor and in rickety shelves in what looks like a mass grave of home decor past.

What am I looking for is not usually in its final form in front of me. I search for the right piece along with a visualization of method, technique, medium, tools, patterns and colours that I can use to transform a piece into something modern, something beautiful and something useful.

I like to put a twist on the saying: “One man's trash is another's treasure"-most of what I find is no treasure, at least not until I put my skills to work. My new saying is: "What's been destined for trash has potential for treasure"- as 99 cents at a second hand store is about as close to trash as things will see in their lifespan.

When I find a piece, whether it be an old shelf or an old country calendar holder with vines and flowers painted along the trim I get excited. I either have a colour scheme or the perfect paper in mind, or if supplies are low, I am excited to trot down to the art store to find the paper and paint for reverse inspiration to begin the transformation.

One of my first projects I re-vamped was a beat-up, white, three-tiered corner shelf for $2.99 (a little pricey for my normal budget, but seemingly worth the investment). Each shelf had a quarter of a circle surface space, with the shelves getting smaller as they went up. Along the edge, decorative swirls with nicks and marks were screaming for a fresh coat of paint.

Taking it home I paired it with the perfect paper: a floral print, with mostly pink, blue and yellow flowers, long green vines and the silhouettes of birds perched on the stems. A coat of greyish-blue paint, a smooth covering of floral paper, and a final sanding on the edges and it was transformed. A minor feat, it only took me a few hours and a couple of dollars, but it felt good. I felt like Frankenstein, a self-proclaimed Modern Prometheus, only instead of creating a monster, I saved one.

Each trip into the store brings new excitement-what will today’s treasure hunt reveal and what will this item become? I love the idea of salvaging and re-purposing an item- or better yet, rescuing 80s decor items and restyling it for this millennium. Now, it's something new, something I transformed, and something that I crafted.

This past Christmas I received every crafters dream: The Martha Stewart Encyclopedia of Crafts: An A-to-Z Guide with Detailed Instructions and Endless Inspiration. In the prologue I was struck by an inspiring quote from Martha, thanking the reader for keeping craft and artisan methods alive in today’s modern world. How clever and yet so simple. It was something I had never considered before- crafting is so down to earth, so enjoyable and I take pride in creating things that myself and others can appreciate. The book gives me motivation to craft but going to the store and seeing the forgotten items for what they can be is my true inspiration.

What I get from re-purposing items is not just the good feeling of something new, helping the environment through a fulfilling method of recycling, and not just the art of crafting. Through crafting I am developing the ability to see things not for what they are, but what they can be. With crafting there are no wannabees and posers: crafting is literally what you make it. You too can find inspiration in these diamonds in the rough, I just kindly ask that you don't do it in my neighbourhood and take all the good stuff.

Rubber boots


I love my rubber boots! Honestly one of the best investments I have ever made. I actually now own two pairs, one cute pair for the rain (pink, purple and blue flowers) and one black pair for the winter.

My dear ugly black boots, what they lack in style they make up in practicality and comfort. Why you ask? They're fleece lined! 10000000 points awarded to the individual who's idea it was to make fleece lined rubber boots. East coast snow-covered winters are no basis for rain to discriminate- rain, snow, sleet, ice- common combos here in Atlantic Canada which makes my rubber boots (cute and practical ones) one of my life's simple pleasure!

P.S. The photo is my attempt at humor in showing "fleece lined" rubber boots......bc it's a sheep...get it...? lol.......

Sunday, February 7, 2010

FAIL



I'm sure that many of you already know about this site, but it is failblog.org where people submit pictures and funny videos of well, life fails.

Fans of fmylife.com who just can't get enough of others misfortune and peril rejoice- this is an extention of the same type of stuff- only with pictures- good for visual thinkers.

There's differnt categories such as product fail or sign fail. Anyways, enough yapping from me, go look and enjoy :)